I want to write a poem for every day.
I feature some special Characters along the way.
I will along the way fulfill special requests.
If you have an unusual character I will try my best
I just hope they feel here at home
Just bring them, yeti giant maybe a gnome

Click on the pictures below to get to the poems of the specific character

Thor Poems Teenage Ninja PoemsUndead PoemsEvil Scientist PoemsUnicorn Killer Poems

overcoming obstacles

When I was youngh, it was the world I wanted to rule
Now that I am older, I just want to be cool
Sunglasses and Jeans will help me with that
I am gaining muscle, losing my body fat
But it seems all for nothing, my manager will say
What ever you do will simply not pay
I know I am different, but can't a bug dream
Butterfly or not, that just makes me scream
I wish I was an elephant, toll proud strong and grey
Nothing to fear, tall proud and strong I am nobody's prey
I just eat fruit and leaves all day, and don't worry about food
I pick it with my trunk and eat, I even eat the root
No need to worry, my big trunk is all I need for life
With a big trunk you can be useless, that even says my wife

Zombies overrun overhaul

She is all alone, she is on the run
in the middle of the city, without a gun
so far she lives, but run out of luck
Her axe handle broke, no gas in the truck

No weapons, no friends, it look pretty bleak
Not to be found by an undead freak
To play hide and seek with very high stake
Not what she wanted, coming from the lake

She was camping, but now she is back
She finds everywhere death, just life is a lack
Radio says, there is a lifepocket that's safe
She is on her way, her feelings are chafe

 To see her journey just do a click
She doges zombies, and that really quick

Zombie-Vegan

Your whole life you just ate salads and beets
But now you are pretty slow on your feet
You shuffle forward step by stumble
And everybody can hear your stomach rumble
Your eyes are empty and your face shows no mood
What keeps you going, is the search for more food
You never ate meat, not even an egg
But yesterday I saw, you were chewing a leg
You were a vegan and peace was your soul
Now you got bitten and brains are your goal

Yesterday though you found cauliflower
Now you are happy, with zombie vegan power!
A plant. looking like brain, that has some zing
No more eating your friends, that is the thing

Little Red Riding Hoods fashion statement

The times are hard the times are right
The times are bold the times are bright
The times are bad the times are good
But I look timeless in my hood

random

It was on TV and Broadcast over FM
I saw a news report, they landed at 7 PM
Their tentacles were hairy and wiggling around
They heard we were looking for aliens earth bound

They ate some humans, some cats and some dogs
But didn't mean harm, they were nice to the frogs
In hope for a princess they were kissing them all
And they kept it up, at least until fall

waiting for the apocalypse

Last night we spend in my Garden
Holding hands listening to Jen Arden
Sitting In lawn chairs, looking into the sky
Last night was the night, when we saw them fly

We sit in the Garden, always at night
Together we wait and keep away fright
We are sitting and waiting, not willing to sleep
We avoid being tired, we sush away sheep

But back to them flying, up in the air
This is the end, it doesn't seem fair
We were sitting and waiting, just you and me
But the apocalyptic riders were plain to see

From 6 Billion people, I deliberately choose you
You are the person, if the end will go through
But you are also the person if there will be life
To be forever together that's for what we do strife
I want to write, I really do
But all I can think of, that is you
I really want to write of flowers
Or maybe fantastic magic powers
I want to write of epic battles
Maybe of a snake, her name is rattles

But you take all of the above
That is the reason, you're my love
My Magic flower Girl with snake
My writing skills are at stake
You are my topic sole and just
Because I love your toe, head mind and bust

dark days

The day the darkness came was simple doom
Feelings first sad, then depression and gloom
After one week in darkness, no sun in the Land
Despair was ruling, lots were killed by their own hand
It wasn't just twilight, the sky was pitch black
But what nobody knew, This was an attack

Demons were feasting, They loved all the fear
Disguised as Humans they would appear
Whisper in ears causing darkness in heart
The wicked way's where their own art

There was all but one person, who used his eyes
He was weak and lonely, but saw the disguise
He was the first, of the Order of Light
People that saw him called him a knight

He could spread light in people, gave them some hope
But attracted the demons, it was a small slope
He was in danger for creating the light the people desired
He was just one, and from running all tired

This is the story of the Eyes and the light
That helped us fight evil and gave us the sight
Some demons look old some look like kids
We don't question the light, heaven forbids

How should it end...Light or dark?

old grumpy pants

You didn't like the ringing of the bell
Of sulfur you don't like the smell
The first place you complained was to cold
And the place now is heat but looks old
You couldn't stand the sound of harp
You hate being prodded with something sharp
Heaven and hell are quite annoyed with people like you
That's why they invented reincarnation and now that's what you do!

the real monster

The children of the night
They come out to give fright
To murder and to kill
That' gives me quite the thrill
I also want to hunt
I tell this very blunt
I hunt them to collect
You reading this correct
I have several undead
They smell and look quite bad
I am Goth is their funny claim
Those liars I have to tame



Listen

Why can't you listen
How long will your loudness last
Please just listen for a moment
I speak clear and make it fast
I beg you, please hear me! LISTEN!
But you just pretend and do your stuff
Come on, I am here, so listen, LISTEN
I am thinking of sending them by dove
I cry and scream why won't you listen
Is this all for you a game
Then what I start to do is listen
The words I hear fills me with shame
"Why can't you listen"
 ...

liquid content

You can fill them
You can spill them
If sweet or sour, hot or cold
Tasty liquids, fresh or old
Fill it with your hearts content
And it will be fun what taste buds send
I do love my Mug that is quite clear
Now bugger off, I'm drinking here

What matters!

Hold on to them
Loose them not, just hold them tight
Hold on to them
It matters not, if dark or light
Hold on to them
Importance is to keep them close
Hold on to them
you can learn to grow them like a rose
Hold on to them
Grow them big, the food is free
Hold on to them
You might just grow the tallest tree
Hold on to them
No matter if you keep or share
Hold on to them
Without them our lives are bare


Do you understand what I was talking about?


when the rain falls

Do you know why rain is falling?
The answer is simple, not appalling
Some think it’s the tears of God
Some say its water from his rod
Why falls water from the sky?
Why don’t we see it when we fly?
Is it mist and mist is clouds?
This answer seems to please the crowds
But isn’t water a lot heavier than air?
Can it loose weight? That wouldn’t be fair
The answer is we live on a ball
On the other side the water does fall.
And when the earth turns and spins around,
Up becomes down and down is the ground
The water falls back and that is the reason
But remember, rain can be snow, in the right season

right and wrong

Every time I loose a fight
I feel so wrong I don't feel right
But does that mean I should feel left?
Why is all I feel just quite a cleft?
Ashamed for loosing at the most
And mad to listen to the winner boast

Know how much I hate it being wrong
But I just have to wait, it won't be long
My time of rightness will come to me
Then I will boast, happy and free

christmas...because I felt like it!

In a perfect world it would be the day
In a perfect world, that's what I say
In a perfect world at any time
In a perfect world you hear the chime
In a perfect world he would be here
In a perfect world he rides those deer
In a perfect world he is a hot Santa Claus
But I guess fat guy, is a lost cause

Hunger!

I wish I would have
I wish I could have
Why did I not say the phrase
Why did I wait and didn't act
Now I hunger for the lost
Now I hunger deep within

Next time I simply will say that this is my last piece of chocolate and you can't have it!

No poems

I am Sorry! Right now I am tied into lots of things
We have little ducklings hatching and some chickens
There will be no poems till Sunday the 13th
After that It should be back to one a  day!

Vampire problems

My problem runs deep with quite some root
My problem is simply, I can't eat my food
I love the taste and I want to eat
But I have this problem I have to beat
As evil Vampire, I am out of luck
It's blood I drink, I need to suck
My only problem, when blood is in sight
I get quite dizzy and my head feels all light
I loose my conscience and I pass out
I wish I could beat this terrible drought