Dental problems

Thor woke up with a sore tooth

First time feeling pain, in truth

He whimpered whined, and the he cried

Got grumpy, mean and answered snide

No way around it that was clear

Visit the dentist with some fear

When he sat down and saw the drill

And then got told about the bill

The noise, the dentists’ biggish smile

This place was evil, bad and vile

Not one moment more, he fled the shammer

So he ran home and used his hammer

He knocked himself into dreams of peach

Now when he smiles you see a breach

Thor and the school

While living on earth, between us the human race
Thor learned that there is something he now has to face
Everyone around him had it,  everyone in this nation
What I am talking about here is of course education
He could not stand to not have what others possess
But to get it would cause him quite a lot of stress
To beat someone up to get it was his first thought
But he learned quick, that's not how you get taught
The old fashioned way, so he was told, was to sit on a stool
While you were taught in a building called school
For his excuse, he really had intent, he really tried to learn
but he doesn't like being told...his first teacher did burn
Electric shocks and hammer throwing were the next
They should have known not to ask him to memorize text
After a while he realized in school, he doesn't excel
So he just left after the end of the day before the last bell

Conclusion:

Gods can afford to not have an education!

not today

I am very sorry there will be no poem today
I am tired, can't think, no matter what you say
It will be a long day, I am running on 3 hours of sleep
Nothing helped last night , not even counting sheep

So you have to get along without your daily fix
But writing one would bring me over the river Styx
I really feel like I got hit by Thors mighty hammer
And I talk like he does, all with bad grammar

The master plan Part 3

I finally fueld the timemachine

My simnple solution came up clean

I found a senior with medicinal smoke

that really distracted belly bloke

Finally I could do my very evil deed

while he lectured the senior about the weed

I went back through time and and of course space

and planted beans all over to rest this case

I went to get proof of the dinosaurs fart

Bringing my gas-mask was really smart

with a big bang you could hear the gas discharge

and with sudden thunder appeared a huge barge

The guy on the Ship shouted down with a roar

"By my enourmous big Hammer I'm mighty Thor!"

He was all over muscle and glare with some fury

I right away knew, he was judge without jury

"I am Thor and my job is to thunder

The instigator of this noise I will utterly sunder!"

He jumped down and wrestled a T-Rex

I quickly recorded how his biceps did flex

I took the chance to escape back to home

Belly Guy waited, his face anger and foam

I took his belly hit, and thought "what a goof"

Thee were waiting for me to look at my proof

Thors Home hunt

Thor decided he needs rest
To have some sleep is for the best
The problem was of smaller grade
He needs a home, for rest and aid


But the first apartment in the town
Caused Thor, the GOD, to scowl and frown
Not allowed to bring his goat
He grabbed the realtor by the throat

Next they looked at a big mansion
His thundering caused neighbor tension
Thor was ready to go berserk
But the realtor said a farm might work

Far out, no neighbors, on a farm
That`s what he bought; it has some charm
His goats and him live at this keep
The thunder rolls, now he can sleep

conclusion:

Before you complain about noise, be sure who your neighbor is. The outcome of the neighborhood fight was too gruesome to be mentioned in this poem!

Thors first date

We already know Thor wasn't smart
But he still had a gigantic heart
He is all alone, and wants a maid
Yes, mainly he wants it, to get laid
How to date, or how to score
Never, he needed to charm before

Now when he flirts, there is no prevail
One time he ended up in jail
He finally got some attention
And he enjoyed the apprehension
He talked about the rainbow bridge
Her eyes lit up...like in the fridge

They seem to get along just fine
He drank his beer, and she drank wine
When he talked about his hammers might
He knew this time he did it right
No screams, no names, no flailing arms
He was convinced of his own charms

The tragic happened in the end
After the evening they spend
That's when they decided to spend the night
To bad it ended in a fight
At a check stop Thor was asked to blow
You should have seen the Hammer throw

Teasers, and a squadron Cops
They hit him hard till he just drops
The drunk tank was, where he was kept
Again alone, he almost wept
He doesn't even know her name
Yeah, flirting is the toughest game

conclusion:

Always ask for her name and number, you never know what happens!

What became of Thor

Remember Thor? The God of Thunder
He used to pilage and to plunder
He swung his Hammer at his foes
Hit everything including toes

now he lives on earth between us
he goes to work he takes the bus
for jobs, carpentry was his try, first
was fired drinking, damn His thirst

Finally, the right profession
It helped him deal with his aggression
Demolition was his strength
he practiced it, sometimes at length

wrecking houses with his tool
made loud noise, and that was cool
he demolishes things with quite some sunder
and hears the sound, the sound of Thunder

conclusion:

When you look long enough, one of your useless talents might become useful

How Thor left Asgard

The mighty Thor, the guy with Hammer
Was challenged only by His grammar
He never lost a single fight
but spelling words, that was His fright

Every time He had to boast
announced He won, from coast to coast
everyone was quite annoyed
of Hammer guy on steroid

He should have shut his boasting flap
Now He was challenged to a rap
words were flying, but not too long
He left in shame, now He is gone

conclusion:
If you are challenged with thinking, it's better to talk less