Ninjas can suffer too

Being a Ninja, is most fun and really great

I loved every moment, at least up to date

Invisible stalking and wandering through the streets

I never paid to ride a bus or sit in its seats

I have to confess often I go to the local pool

See women change into bikinis, while I badly drool

I am the best, you never see me hiding

Traveling through shadows, lets call it gliding

At the beach I sat in a chair to keep up my tan

Suddenly someone sat on me, it was a fat man

Nothing in my training helped me to deal with this case

His sweaty back was soaking me, that was a disgrace

After endless hours he just left, I finally was free

To exhausted to stand up, I wasn't able to flee

It started raining, pigeon poop, was stuff I had to endure

Being Ninja eventually is difficult, of that I am now sure

I pretended that I fought 10 guys with weapons in their hands

But the truth came out and will told forever in these lands

conclusion:

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Weak Mind

He tries to be calm, silence in meditation
Flowing water and thinking of creation

To fight you need peace in your mind

but sometimes it is hard to find

How to achieve such an endeavour

Seems to be, the hardest thing ever

Today he's mad, aroused in mind and thought

How could he have lost, how could he have fought...

His girlfriend challenged him to a ninja duel

The winner gets it all, but it wasn't about jewel

Now he needs to do what's impossible to stand

Watching dancing boys in a concert of her band

conclusion:

Some things are worth fighting for. But be aware of the outcome when you loose

Burning Love

Ninja Teen is back in action
Loves kung-fu, trains with affection
But before he felt pretty bad
Winter depression made him sad

His outfit didn't assist the matters
Black on black...no colour platters
Only gazing onto those stars
That are deadly weapons, leaving scars

But now it's spring, sunshine all days
And he is tanning in the rays
But other Ninjas feel he's tainted
He burned himself and looks all painted

Color in life, his only goal
But burning skin feels just like coal
He's glowing red under his clothes
But with bright smile under his nose

conclusion:

sometimes you have to make yourself happy

Ninja Teen in trouble

His fists are faster than your eye
What he kicks flys to the sky
His stalker tricks just give him bliss
BUT NOW HE FIGHTS HIS NEMESIS

They come in many, he's alone
his whimpering is a painful tone
And over time they just come back
they never stop, this ugly pack

His Master is an old mystique
he taught him this old weird technique
Two fingers, that is all you need
around their head, then press with speed

he pressed and trained no rest allowed
and still they came in mass and crowd,
In time he'll beat them, that I wager
After he grows...is no teenager

who he fought, is what you ask?
Why they were just such a task
The answer is as often simple
you name them zits and sometimes pimple

conclusion:
Some things you can't learn, they come with age

Teenage Ninja

Teenage Ninja

In ninja school they taught him all

How to fight and how to fall

Stay in darkness, don't be seen

Youngest in class; a Ninja teen

In what he was taught, he was the best

He beat his class, he beat the rest

Just one thing made him all perplex

Dealing with the other sex

When you are not seen, how can you date?

And no one can hear him mourn his fate

The older Ninjas shook their heads

No one got these darkest dreads

Angst reigned his life for just a week

till sudden blushing reds his cheek

A ninja girl had crossed his path

What they did?...Just do the math

conclusion:

Even Ninjas have problems!