I want to write a poem for every day.
I feature some special Characters along the way.
I will along the way fulfill special requests.
If you have an unusual character I will try my best
I just hope they feel here at home
Just bring them, yeti giant maybe a gnome

Click on the pictures below to get to the poems of the specific character

Thor Poems Teenage Ninja PoemsUndead PoemsEvil Scientist PoemsUnicorn Killer Poems
Showing posts with label not so good hero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not so good hero. Show all posts

alone...

My super belly under my chest
Makes for a villain punching fest
My favorite victim, fake Dr. Doom
He disappeared, left with a boom

I am back to get traffic sinners
And all the other wannabe winners
Oh I miss my counterpart
But he is off since the Great Fart

Other villains are in need
One for myself, or is that greed?
There is this guy, he is all nude
But I never saw that naked dude

The invisible nude villain is a pain
Looking for him is just no gain
I need an evil one to battle and fight
As superhero, that's my right!

The master plan Part 3

I finally fueld the timemachine
My simnple solution came up clean
I found a senior with medicinal smoke
that really distracted belly bloke

Finally I could do my very evil deed
while he lectured the senior about the weed
I went back through time and and of course space
and planted beans all over to rest this case

I went to get proof of the dinosaurs fart
Bringing my gas-mask was really smart
with a big bang you could hear the gas discharge
and with sudden thunder appeared a huge barge

The guy on the Ship shouted down with a roar
"By my enourmous big Hammer I'm mighty Thor!"
He was all over muscle and glare with some fury
I right away knew, he was judge without jury

"I am Thor and my job is to thunder
The instigator of this noise I will utterly sunder!"
He jumped down and wrestled a T-Rex
I quickly recorded how his biceps did flex

I took the chance to escape back to home
Belly Guy waited, his face anger and foam
I took his belly hit, and thought "what a goof"
Thee were waiting for me to look at my proof

The Master Plan Part 2

The time machine is almost done
But now I'm chased, am on the run
All I need to travel through time
Is something bad, an evil crime

It's fueled by evil moods and any bad feelings
Stealing candy from kids and other dealings
But after I stole my  first candy bar
This guy showed up, and began to spar

His gigantic belly knocked me right out
What a weird power, without any doubt
Now every time I commit a sin
This guy shows up and bellies my chin

He always shouts, take this fake Dr. Doom
I hate it, him beating me causes me gloom
I have to find a way to beat belly hero
Or my THEE ambition goes down to zero

conclusion:

there is always someone who rains on your parade!

Not so super Superhero

He is a superhero with great powers
When he sees wrong, his mood just sours
Following just every rule
step by step, that makes him drool
He likes to punish evil crimes
but also the little ones at times

He pursues little miss steps unforgiving
That's why he's feared by all the living
A Grandma crossing a small street
he handed a jay-walking receipt
Kindness is not his stronges suit
He's kicking bad children with his boot

In the name of justice, he fights wrong
the bad feelings he leaves, are very strong
No doubt that he was born to be a hero
But his understanding of greatness comes to zero
Thank god for everyone, his biggest joy
Is fighting Fake Doom that evil boy