Zombies overrun overhaul

She is all alone, she is on the run
in the middle of the city, without a gun
so far she lives, but run out of luck
Her axe handle broke, no gas in the truck

No weapons, no friends, it look pretty bleak
Not to be found by an undead freak
To play hide and seek with very high stake
Not what she wanted, coming from the lake

She was camping, but now she is back
She finds everywhere death, just life is a lack
Radio says, there is a lifepocket that's safe
She is on her way, her feelings are chafe

 To see her journey just do a click
She doges zombies, and that really quick

Zombie-Vegan

Your whole life you just ate salads and beets
But now you are pretty slow on your feet
You shuffle forward step by stumble
And everybody can hear your stomach rumble
Your eyes are empty and your face shows no mood
What keeps you going, is the search for more food
You never ate meat, not even an egg
But yesterday I saw, you were chewing a leg
You were a vegan and peace was your soul
Now you got bitten and brains are your goal

Yesterday though you found cauliflower
Now you are happy, with zombie vegan power!
A plant. looking like brain, that has some zing
No more eating your friends, that is the thing

waiting for the apocalypse

Last night we spend in my Garden
Holding hands listening to Jen Arden
Sitting In lawn chairs, looking into the sky
Last night was the night, when we saw them fly

We sit in the Garden, always at night
Together we wait and keep away fright
We are sitting and waiting, not willing to sleep
We avoid being tired, we sush away sheep

But back to them flying, up in the air
This is the end, it doesn't seem fair
We were sitting and waiting, just you and me
But the apocalyptic riders were plain to see

From 6 Billion people, I deliberately choose you
You are the person, if the end will go through
But you are also the person if there will be life
To be forever together that's for what we do strife

the real monster

The children of the night
They come out to give fright
To murder and to kill
That' gives me quite the thrill
I also want to hunt
I tell this very blunt
I hunt them to collect
You reading this correct
I have several undead
They smell and look quite bad
I am Goth is their funny claim
Those liars I have to tame

Vampire problems

My problem runs deep with quite some root

My problem is simply, I can't eat my food

I love the taste and I want to eat

But I have this problem I have to beat

As evil Vampire, I am out of luck

It's blood I drink, I need to suck

My only problem, when blood is in sight

I get quite dizzy and my head feels all light

I loose my conscience and I pass out

I wish I could beat this terrible drought

Zombie?

His eyes are empty and the stare is crushing

No recognition of me, for anger I am blushing

He just sits and stares at the flickering TV

I am trapped with him here, but I want to be free

His eyes are all red, small and shriveled in his skull

The TV blares out commercials, incredibly dull
Chips are shoved in his mouth hand after hand
His skin is all white and irritatingly bland

I can't stand staying here, I have to leave
Besides my rising anger I feel deep grieve
But as I get up he holds on and grabs my wrist
And of course now, there will be the twist

His hand feels as hard and heavy just like a chain
He looks deep into my eyes and just says "BRAIN"
While he looks into my eyes I feel all warm
I gave him my finger, but he takes the arm

for more zombie poetry
http://thorspoetry.blogspot.ca/2012/04/zombies.html
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http://thorspoetry.blogspot.ca/2012/03/zombie-haiku.html

Carsalesmen of the past

I saw an apocalyptic horsemen cry
It was DEATH high in the sky
On an ostrich he flew so high
On the bird, I wonder why

The whole time he swore and yes, he cursed
I heard him talk of "reimbursed"?
His horse was gone before the final hour
Now he rides an ostrich, his face all sour

His fellow riders were ashamed
They did not believe that he was framed
They refused to ride for the apocalypse
Unless its just as dark like an eclipse

So he rode home and was quite mad
No apocalypse, that made him sad
With him no one wants to be seen
All he wanted was to scream

All the while holding his mare
I have to tell, I have to share
That's how I averted the final end
You should BUY this horse and not just lend

Zombies?

They like flesh and they like brain
they are very ugly and not too vain
They hardly lift their feet while walking
And you never hear them clearly talking
Their love for blood is all well known
while slowly moving you hear them moan
They reach out and grab you for a bite to eat
But thank God your workmates are slow on their feet

Do you know the Muffin Man

The Muffin Man sits on his throne

Legendary and well known

Biscuits, buns, rolls and scone

Like yeast undoubtedly, he has grown

His antagonists you can hear moan

Garlic, Holy water and magic Eggs make customers groan

But it kills undead, that’s how he is prone

All the banshees, he turned to bone
People made him King and a statue of stone

Banshees gone all is wrong

Why are all the banshees gone?

They used to howl just before dawn

Now no warning about coming death

They all were howling their last breath

They used to howl to warn of dying

That they are gone just brings me to crying

I like to hear their lovely sound

A howling between bird and hound

Everyone else was quite annoyed

Was I the only who enjoyed?

When I did my spare time killing

Their cheerful shouts were very thrilling

They used to howl to warn of dying

When I was killing you heard them crying

Now people die without a warning

But still, I am the only mourning

conclusion:

anybody is missed by someone...even if all they do is whine and cry

the love of my death

She's the one, but it's not the hair

its not the skin, both way to fair

Not even her teeth as white as pearl

Its not the beauty of my girl

let her have her saggy bum

Her voice is pain in my eardrum

So she has an ugly chin

I don't care, she is a win

She is dumb, but I care not

and when she drinks she drinks pernot

alcohol gets her aggressive

her violence is quite impressive

Now I share why she is right

She sleeps at day and wakes at night

She has no wood in all her home

her only belief is shiny chrome

No friends no priest, that menas no stakes

her blood tastes better than milkshakes

since she is fat she does not run

drinking her blood is lots of fun

conclusion:

There is someone for everyone out there!

werewolf problems

Problems problems, at full Moon

My biggest fear, a silver spoon

Teeth and hauling every time

I hate the Moon at fullest prime

I could live this horrid curse

Last Moon I had a tasty nurse

Its these 5 things I just can't stand

I'll count them up, here on my hand

the extra hair plugs up the shower

I raise my leg at every flower

Every time I chew my shoes

and this is still, just half the blues

I chase my neighbor when he jogs

I cheat my wife with female dogs

These are the reasons why she left

My heart is gone, it feels like theft

conclusion:

There are occasions when you are lucky when your wife takes the family silver and runs

Zombie Haiku