noone should be left alone

Today is the day so rest assured
I will catch me a female, I will have her lured

Look at this noose and in the middle a carrot

After that I will use tips that I got from a parrot

This crazy bird knew how to woo pony girls

He said 'give them diamonds and maybe some pearls'

I have trouble to find one. Am I the only?

I hate being like this, I hate being lonely

I tried to attach a horn to the head of a horse

It wouldn't stay up, not even with force

The horse was a male, he stomped me in the ground

That's when I looked for help, and the parrot was found

I need a unicorn girl, and will catch her whole heart

But she was nowhere to be found, not even wal-mart

I remember a one horn, down at the zoo

But a rhino is ugly, I need some brew

Thou shall free those that are captured

Everyday I see those that are in Prison

I have to see them after I'm risen

They complain and want to be freed

They want their captors to suffer and bleed

Thousands of them are piled up in stores

As long as I see this my anger increases and soars

I can hear them calling to me, calling for help

They are weak little things, weak like a whelp

People come to the store and take these critters along

But at home, thrown out and forgotten, it feels so wrong

No one thinks to give them a second glance

I will spear those ignorant fools with my unicorn-lance

The time has come, time to challenge the first fool

With wide eyes she shrieks, the fear makes her drool

I tell her to suffer, suffer like the critters she ignores

But he just shows me, about the critters and the stores

She explains to me that this is just a plastic bag

I would never doubt wisdom from an old nag

After my thoughts clear I realize I am alone

But I will remember the helpful old crone

conclusion:

It helps to appear like an old nag when a crazy guy in a unicorn costume tries to kill you!

The red unicorn

My whole life I did feel quite shoddy

I was born, in the wrong body

But a change in sex will not suffice

Its my species, and that I'm vice

Its my wish since I am born

I want to be a unicorn

A costume had to be enough

But wearing it, that was quite tough

As a child no one was my friend

Unicorn guys don't follow trend

I started hating human kind

My hate towards them made me blind

A good temper, that's what unicorn suits

But my hatred just had deeper roots

I finally snapped and went berserk

And what I did it seemed to work

Now they yell "the bloody unicorn!"

My costume horn is stained and worn

They fear me all that's what makes me cheer

I am special now, that is quite clear

In the end I trotted away, into sundown
No one was left living, in my hometown

A lonley sign says, of unicorns beware

To enter here, not many dare
Conclusion:

Everybody has a dream of some sort!

Banshees gone all is wrong

Why are all the banshees gone?

They used to howl just before dawn

Now no warning about coming death

They all were howling their last breath

They used to howl to warn of dying

That they are gone just brings me to crying

I like to hear their lovely sound

A howling between bird and hound

Everyone else was quite annoyed

Was I the only who enjoyed?

When I did my spare time killing

Their cheerful shouts were very thrilling

They used to howl to warn of dying

When I was killing you heard them crying

Now people die without a warning

But still, I am the only mourning

conclusion:

anybody is missed by someone...even if all they do is whine and cry