Legendary and well known
Biscuits, buns, rolls and scone
Like yeast undoubtedly, he has grown
His antagonists you can hear moan
Garlic, Holy water and magic Eggs make customers groan
But it kills undead, that’s how he is prone
All the banshees, he turned to bonePeople made him King and a statue of stone
Do you know the muffin man, muffin man, do you know the muffin man that lives on something something lane.... Lol. Great poem! :D
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