noone should be left alone

Today is the day so rest assured
I will catch me a female, I will have her lured

Look at this noose and in the middle a carrot

After that I will use tips that I got from a parrot

This crazy bird knew how to woo pony girls

He said 'give them diamonds and maybe some pearls'

I have trouble to find one. Am I the only?

I hate being like this, I hate being lonely

I tried to attach a horn to the head of a horse

It wouldn't stay up, not even with force

The horse was a male, he stomped me in the ground

That's when I looked for help, and the parrot was found

I need a unicorn girl, and will catch her whole heart

But she was nowhere to be found, not even wal-mart

I remember a one horn, down at the zoo

But a rhino is ugly, I need some brew