Thors first date

We already know Thor wasn't smart
But he still had a gigantic heart
He is all alone, and wants a maid
Yes, mainly he wants it, to get laid
How to date, or how to score
Never, he needed to charm before

Now when he flirts, there is no prevail
One time he ended up in jail
He finally got some attention
And he enjoyed the apprehension
He talked about the rainbow bridge
Her eyes lit up...like in the fridge

They seem to get along just fine
He drank his beer, and she drank wine
When he talked about his hammers might
He knew this time he did it right
No screams, no names, no flailing arms
He was convinced of his own charms

The tragic happened in the end
After the evening they spend
That's when they decided to spend the night
To bad it ended in a fight
At a check stop Thor was asked to blow
You should have seen the Hammer throw

Teasers, and a squadron Cops
They hit him hard till he just drops
The drunk tank was, where he was kept
Again alone, he almost wept
He doesn't even know her name
Yeah, flirting is the toughest game

conclusion:

Always ask for her name and number, you never know what happens!