Ninjas can suffer too

Being a Ninja, is most fun and really great

I loved every moment, at least up to date

Invisible stalking and wandering through the streets

I never paid to ride a bus or sit in its seats

I have to confess often I go to the local pool

See women change into bikinis, while I badly drool

I am the best, you never see me hiding

Traveling through shadows, lets call it gliding

At the beach I sat in a chair to keep up my tan

Suddenly someone sat on me, it was a fat man

Nothing in my training helped me to deal with this case

His sweaty back was soaking me, that was a disgrace

After endless hours he just left, I finally was free

To exhausted to stand up, I wasn't able to flee

It started raining, pigeon poop, was stuff I had to endure

Being Ninja eventually is difficult, of that I am now sure

I pretended that I fought 10 guys with weapons in their hands

But the truth came out and will told forever in these lands

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