werewolf problems

Problems problems, at full Moon

My biggest fear, a silver spoon

Teeth and hauling every time

I hate the Moon at fullest prime

I could live this horrid curse

Last Moon I had a tasty nurse

Its these 5 things I just can't stand

I'll count them up, here on my hand

the extra hair plugs up the shower

I raise my leg at every flower

Every time I chew my shoes

and this is still, just half the blues

I chase my neighbor when he jogs

I cheat my wife with female dogs

These are the reasons why she left

My heart is gone, it feels like theft

conclusion:

There are occasions when you are lucky when your wife takes the family silver and runs