outrageous

When I came back into my lair

I dressed up nice, to have some flair

The invitation should come soon

To see the Thee, by next full Moon

I waited but I was ignored

Eventually I just got bored

To take over I need some money

Old fasioned sales are not so funny

I sold old inventions from my yard

Making some cash is not that hard

I never sold the cookie gun

But a guy dressed as King* did 'grab and run'

Now its time for my newest plan,

Pop music robot hypnotizing fans?

Maybe I should just try to scourge?

Or on a vacation completely splurge!

I really could use some holidays

Need to recharge the evil rays

After I can deal with super hero belly dude

And of course with Thee, since they were rude

conclusion:

be careful who you ignore

*see the poem Do you know the Muffin Man