Science of Evil

I invent, that is my Job

for example, see this blob

he grows and grows at quite some rate

but fails to fill my needs of hate

I should not have build it, out of jello

people love my blobby fellow

I wish I would be... like DR. DOOM

maybe with this evil broom?

NO, I can't scare with cleaning stuff

It should be bigger, should be rough

With claws and guns ,lets use this rifle

What it shoots? Right now thats trifle

I build the biggest Gun! It's Pink?

Does that matter?...do you think?

And it shoots cookies...I had enough

Inventing evil...yeah its tough

conclusion:

Cookies might cause Caries! So would Jello...Diabetes risks skyrocketing...

sometimes its hard to see real dangers and true evil